My dog is at the vet right now and might not be coming out. I'm at a brewery down the road on my second beer but it's not helping. What do to get rid of big sad?
ETA: I'm waiting on a call from the vet. They're examining her in a part of the clinic where the public isn't allowed. If the time comes, I'll be there by her side in two minutes.
Why not take some inspiration from the Middle Ages? In your honour and beneficence, share your anguish with the vet staff. Besiege the vet's premises, yoink the vet's client list, rank these clients in order of who seems like they'd be the most uppity and/or insolent if you tailgated them at 2am on Saturday after their local sports team suffered a particularly humiliating defeat, filter the client list's most douchebaggy ten thousand, kidnap and slaughter their dogs, infect the canine corpses with Covid or influenza or cholera or whatever pathogen seems like it'd be the best kisser, then construct a gigantic trebuchet and fling the infected corpses in vast avalanches over the vet's castle walls and inside, like that French castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2021/11/infect-ten-...