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22 Oct 2025
Whimsy
Glass-blowing: volcanoes, PG glory holes, $10k artworks, and oh yeah ...
Ever blown glass? I sure hadn’t. Holy balls it’s fun. My partner Danielle gifted me a birthday present: nzglassworks.com/products/beginners-glass-blowing-workshop-level-1-2025 It’s a day-long workshop on beginner glass-blowing, at ...
17 Aug 2025
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"What’s the most hilariously wrong thing you believed about sex when ...
When I was a boy, around 8-10 years old, I'd heard about sex but had almost no idea what sex actually involved. Apparently girls have this Thing called a vagina? And apparently my dick goes into it? Somehow? How? At age 8, I'd also ...
6 Apr 2025
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Front row seats to Hugh Hefner and Pablo Escobar dancing the Mamushka
Recently I had an eye appointment. The optometrist informed me she’d never met anyone with eyes of such radically differing prescriptions. My most recent optometrist appointment was about eight years back, and getting an update on my ...
18 Jan 2025
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How spaniels halt spirulina forming horrid balls of concrete
You know spirulina? It's dried algae powder. It's got one of the highest nutrient densities of any food ... but tastes like spaniel anus. It also clumps in water like no other powder I've ever known. It forms puny balls of horrid ...
5 Jan 2025
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In which I apply to become Fabio's PR spokesbloke
How might one apply to become Fabio's PR spokesbloke? Recently I was gobbling material for book covers, to complement the ones I'd thrown together at mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse. Who's splashed across hundreds of 1990s romantic ...
17 Oct 2024
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show: holy shit how had I missed this
I can't believe it. Somehow I’d spent my entire life missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What a thrill ride. As I write this I'm still partially deaf from seeing it four days earlier. Winter Jones invited me along to a ...
14 Jun 2024
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Why you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may ...
Ever had to swerve your car to dodge a cat scampering across your path? Ever had to brake to a complete stop to avoid running over a cat just squatting on the road, staring up at you like a genial moron? Two hours ago I experienced ...
16 Mar 2024
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DO YOU SPEAK TEEN?
Image source: https://wwwmemescom.quora.com/ti-146214017?comment_id=89025728&comment_type=3 The other day I was in a gym with my dad, a gym with speaker systems and a constant loop of pop songs, and it started playing 50 Cent’s In Da ...
16 Mar 2024
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What are some of the epic examples of backfired plans?
Jean-Marie answers Some schools had an interesting method to prevent teenage pregnancies — they were giving teenage girls baby dolls that were hyper realistic, baby simulators. The idea was that by simulating the effects of teenage ...
21 Oct 2023
Whimsy
Oysters: pointless goddamn rocket fuel
Chickypickymakey asks Are aphrodisiacs a real thing? I think the most well-known (natural) aphrodisiac is ginger, and I happen to like ginger ! Fresh, dried, as a spice, as a juice, candied... I like it. But I've never felt ...
30 Jul 2023
Whimsy
Running with toddlers: Tantrums Get Results
(I'd also posted this to the website: https://wellyrunwalk.org.nz/.../running-with-toddlers.../) I’ve discovered a new joy. Running with toddlers. My nephew Caleb has just turned two years old. He’s an adorable little terror. Here’s ...
26 Jul 2023
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"In my day, they didn't have ADHD"
The other day I bumped into this Quora post on ADHD: https://joannesbrainfartz.quora.com/ti-118289141 Oooh, I’m in two minds about this. I myself have ADHD. It’s a huge mixed bag of effects. Sometimes it’s friggin’ awesome. ...
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