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21 Mar 2026
Why exploding UK's Parliament is constipation's stretchiest ...
Pete asks I ate a whole bag of grated cheese yesterday and now I’m constipated. How poo? My answer Can't you attempt to blow up the United Kingdom Houses of Parliament with a quarter of a ton of gunpowder? The last person ...
20 Mar 2026
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Why every Portuguese Man O'War prowls for Kardashian buttocks: ...
Brett asks I went swimming in the ocean, but keep finding Portuguese Man O’War washed ashore … What do? My answer Oh dear god. You again. We both know where you're going with this. You're "finding" them. Bullshit. ...
9 Mar 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how George Foreman being an oafish piece of ...
Pat and/or Mohammed Ali asks after sleeping with my mistress and going three rounds last night..,, i am as sore as hell ,.. and now my girlfriend is planning a romantic night tonight with fireplace and all,.. how do i avoid sex ...
27 Feb 2026
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129 racisms against the Deaf, the Air Force, Sonic the Hedgehog, and ...
Steven asks I’m a voice actor and have been sick for 4 weeks and lost my voice. I have a contract due tomorrow with 129 voice prompts. What do? Honestly it’s stressing me out, please no OOC My answer Why not perform all your lines ...
26 Feb 2026
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Trounce incontinence by fighting fire with splashy splashy fire: ...
Inspired by Billy Connolly's Incontinence Pants, perhaps? Shikari asks I use soaked tissues to wipe the muzzle of my hose after peeing. This sometimes makes the area around the zipper wet, which unfortunately makes some people in my ...
26 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on abducting The Mouth Of Sauron for ...
EnthusiasticMoose9731 asks In a group discussion about dental work, I complimented someone on their lovely teeth in front of someone with really obviously bad teeth and now I feel like a complete arse. What do? My ...
26 Feb 2026
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Why your mega-dweeb-0 work buddies yowl for your ...
Whilst writing this, I'd genuinely forgotten there's a band called Anthrax. What the hell. Enjoy. BrightChestnut8194 asks Quitting weed and I can't sleep. Gotta be up for work in 3 hours....what do? My answer Most people would ...
23 Feb 2026
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Sexyverse book cover design contest gets seriously molten
[First written in March 2023, and I'd only just now realised I'd not posted this! Posting now:] Slightly naughty content ahead! I’ve been banging out a series of stories, and the time has come to publish. That means neat cover ...
23 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on protecting your front bottom from ...
Merry asks Husband is fairly well endowed, definitely above average. He’s always been able to put a hurting on that kitty. I lost a bunch of weight and now the kitty is more accessible and doesn’t have any cushion in the way. He ...
8 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on handling scalding soup with Chernobyl ...
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/chernobyl/comments/1ddrbd... Christian asks soup is too hot what do My answer Why not do what I do? Hop in a time machine, jump back three decades and halfway around the world to the ...
7 Feb 2026
Whimsy
For God's sake check your rat traps or a billion flies will kill you
A while back I overheard a scratchy scuffling noise. A scratchy scuffling noise coming from inside my house's hot water cylinder cupboard. The cupboard itself has a ton of insulation crammed inside. All kinds of squashy fluffy crap. ...
27 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on relieving one's gay anxieties via ...
Gino asks How to stop being self-conscious about being g@y? My answer Dude! Isn't it obvious? Just provoke every single person, object and abstract concept in the entire universe into becoming even gayer than you. Here's what you ...
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