
Iβm a voice actor and have been sick for 4 weeks and lost my voice. I have a contract due tomorrow with 129 voice prompts. What do? Honestly itβs stressing me out, please no OOC
Why not perform all your lines in sign language, but perform it so vigorously and so speedily that your forearms break the sound barrier and create deafening sonic booms? Sound aplenty. If sonic booms are good enough for the Air Force, they're good enough for your ungrateful friggin' clients. If your clients object to you annihilating their delicate sensitive studio microphones, accuse them of being racist against the deaf, against the Air Force, against Sonic the Hedgehog, and against the laws of physics. Throw enough racist shit against the wall and surely some will eventually stick.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2026/2/129-racisms-...