It never rains but it pours. With dough re mi. Into your boss's face.

12 Dec 2021

Alexis asks

Doing secret Santa at work, I got my boss as the person I have to get a gift for, what can I get her? $25 limit

My answer

Exchange the $25 (I'm guessing US) into its equivalent in Zimbabwean dollars (and sorry to pick on Zimbabwe's dudes and/or dudettes here, no disrespect, it's just come on, have you seen your currency lately?) Then camp outside your boss's house at 3am next Sunday morning, then make it rain, as I hear today's cool kids phrase it, for the next 27 years.

Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2021/12/never-rains...

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