I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do?
Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide inside the rosebush with your ass bared to the air, and wait. You might need to first dust nectar over your anus though, some bee species are rather more discerning analingus connoisseurs than others. Some vastly more discerning. Geez. Take it from me, you'd be amazed how snooty my local bumblebees have become in recent weeks. If you don't first lay out one hell of a red carpet treatment, with exquisite violin quartets and sweetly-scented rose petals and rows of crucified beekeepers, then they'll shun even the most gorgeous recta.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2021/12/some-bee-sp...