Let's give this guy some advice
How about:
"What the hell are you talking about? You and I took that photo together three years ago. Do you genuinely not recognise yourself? Seriously? When was the last time you got your contact lenses' prescription checked? Maybe do it tomorrow. Or is it because that woman, past-you, is smiling? You know? Happiness? Remember that? Doesn't look like it. Maybe if you weren't always such a miserable harpy I wouldn't seek solace in the arms of actually happy women ohhffuck I've said too much"
Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/393804108644865/po...