My sister said to me “your daughter doesn’t look anything like you, she’s so pretty”. How do I get revenge in a subtle way, to annoy her exactly as much as she annoyed me. Here is a picture of my daughter and a goat for reference.
Could you not ask your sister to stop crashing your daughter's photos? I of all people know from gruelling experience the difficulties of maintaining that certain coquettish over-the-shoulder pose, when malevolent furry harpies like Sis lurk in the background, thirsting to pounce.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2022/5/malevolent-f...