Today's TERRIBLE advice: concerning the most gentlemanly bum-related title in North America

11 May 2022

Ally asks

I’m bored with my life, what shouldn’t be tinder bio be???

My answer

"Alabama's Oldest And Most Illustrious One-Gent Anal Chain."

Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2022/5/todays-terri...

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