Need a healthy outlet for releasing my pent up energy/anger. Donβt like running. What would you recommend?
Why not light your own farts? You could hire yourself out as a flamethrower. Burn off all that pent-up energy, literally. The mightier your miffed-ness, the more magnificent your offgassing. You'd be an even more flatulent Incredible Hulk.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2023/10/why-not-hir...