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2 Jul 2022
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Outsell door-to-door salesmen with infinite electropelvic miracles
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop trying to sell me crap. They know my name ...
2 Jul 2022
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
11 Jun 2022
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The sublime wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
9 Jun 2022
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A nifty guide to shirking concussion screenings: Rand, Mengele, ...
Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've fully recovered and have been discharged from ...
8 Jun 2022
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A funky-wunky chrome strapon Stalingrad
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to ...
31 May 2022
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? Is he 480 hours ...
26 May 2022
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The comedy en-womb-ing of billion-$ cocaine empires
Kevin asks I just found 5 empty bottles of beer in my 15yo daughters bed, hidden under the comforter (Wed is sheets day for laundry). foundShe is at school still but will be home soon. What do? My answer Add another ten ...
25 May 2022
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A simmer sauce of ten thousand blessings
Cameron asks struggling to get a job. what are some ✨ alternative ✨ ways to make some money My answer A few other responders here have suggested blowjobs. I'd like to throw my support behind this. But, like, the other way around. ...
23 May 2022
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Ever been so drunk you mix up your orifices?
Sabryna asks HELP! I'm pregnant and have been on the toilet for 20 minutes. Poop is stuck. I can't just get off the toilet because it is already partway out. What doo doo? My answer Are you sure it's a poo and not your baby? Have ...
22 May 2022
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A chevron armada of inflatable love
Casey asks I have bad Autophobia(fear of being alone) and my husband is a way for work for a week. Im now home alone and freaking out. What do? My answer There are loads of bespoke custom blowup doll makers around. I hear these ...
19 May 2022
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Waps of inconceivable vastness and splendour
Nic asks My b00bs keep growing; I am worried the devil is coming to collect my soul soon. Long story short, when I was in high school, I jokingly made a pact with the devil for bigger b00bs. I figured it didn't work, but 15 years ...
19 May 2022
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Unorthodox vegan meal ideas?
(I tried to locate a vaguely relevant image, but searching "consensual slaughtering" returned little non-horrible imagery, so here's a photo of Shaft instead. He seems a chill dude, he'd probably be cool with this.) Mandi asks What ...
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