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16 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on kidney-friendly Groucho glasses
Lacey asks Have to go see a kidney specialist tomorrow to find out what’s wrong with them…..how should I prepare? I’ve already drank 3 monster energy drinks and ate a ton of bad/unhealthy things. ****nothin about fucking because ...
16 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on upgrading your anus to an ...
Tricia asks I took yalls advice and shoved my hand up my ass. Now what? My answer Keep going! Shove your entire arm up and through your torso, until you're wearing your second arm around the exterior of your first arm like one of ...
15 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on mortician immersion therapy tactics: ...
Shan asks I am starting my new career as a mortician after Christmas. What are some tips to help me ease in to the new job and calm my nerves a little? My answer I hear immersion therapy works wonders. Drench yourself in DEATH ...
14 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: the entire Internet in just one tattoo
Deanne asks I just got a voucher for a whole day with my tattoo artist. What should I get? My answer The Internet. All of it. The whole dang thing. Every single post and comment ever written. Including this one. Insist that the ...
14 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on anti-landlord insurgency tactics: no ...
Nicola asks Landlord keeps choosing our flat to show potential new tenants round (it's one flat of multiple identical ones within same block). How do we get them to start showing one of the other flats instead of ours? My ...
14 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: a groovy hippie Stalin drug den? Could be ...
Susan asks I'm plotting a romance novel and I'm trying to think of something disastrous happening between my two leads. I've already had a bratty ex accosted them. What do? My answer How about ... ah, I've got a few ideas: They're ...
13 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on temporal-duplicate boozy cuteness
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match today but I'm hungover, he's 60 miles ...
12 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: it never rains but it pours. With dough re ...
Alexis asks Doing secret Santa at work, I got my boss as the person I have to get a gift for, what can I get her? $25 limit My answer Exchange the $25 (I'm guessing US) into its equivalent in Zimbabwean dollars (and sorry to pick ...
12 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: what actually happens to hair, post-cut? ...
Kristi asks I've hit that level of long hair that I am ready to chop it all the way off. Suggestions for a new do? It's the best time to do it, because it's beanie cap weather, and if I don't like it, I can cover it. My answer Chop ...
11 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on waterboarding Robert Kiyosaki until he ...
Soren asks What are some ways I can make money quick? Hard mode: nothing relating to pr*stituti*n OOC: I do petsitting on the side for extra cash, but have been in need of a bit more lately. My answer There was a chapter in ...
11 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how to infect a Covid virus with Human
Brie asks Just tested positive for COVID yesterday What do My answer Take a leaf out of the Old Testament and take an eye for an eye. That little fucker thinks it can infect you? Infect that Covid virus right back. Time to fight ...
10 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how some bee species are choosier than ...
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide ...
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