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11 Dec 2021
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How to infect a Covid virus with Human
Brie asks Just tested positive for COVID yesterday What do My answer Take a leaf out of the Old Testament and take an eye for an eye. That little fucker thinks it can infect you? Infect that Covid virus right back. Time to fight ...
10 Dec 2021
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Some bee species are choosier than others about bottoms
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide ...
10 Dec 2021
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Satanic autofellatio: the rational tipple for the discerning metalhead
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Wasn't there that urban legend that Marilyn Manson had a rib removal operation specifically to allow him to suck his own cock? I have no idea if it was ever true, ...
8 Dec 2021
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On becoming the glorious-est flirter in the goddamn galaxy
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enough to be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and obviously has a crush on me, he engages me ...
6 Dec 2021
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How to cure 1,865,500 cases of haemorrhoids every second
Iain asks How to get rid of a haemorrhoid? My answer The current record holder for the fastest ever artificial object (excluding individual subatomic particles inside the Large Hadron Collider) is a womanhole cover travelling at ...
6 Dec 2021
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On piloting your human around like a fleshy mech
Amanda asks I'm trapped, what do? lykyk My answer Tell your human mattress that how dare she wear such comfy hoodies. I recall encountering a scientific study the other day which discovered that when dog-humans die, the dogs ...
5 Dec 2021
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On bapping the unfamiliar penises with a rolled-up newspaper
Lexi asks My boyfriend just left for work and won’t be back for a few weeks. I’m super sad about it. I don’t enjoy being all alone in the house. Advice on how to feel better? 😅 My answer Why not do what I do? Hijack your nearest ...
25 Nov 2021
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The surprising advantages of infecting ten thousand douchebag dogs ...
Ian asks My dog is at the vet right now and might not be coming out. I'm at a brewery down the road on my second beer but it's not helping. What do to get rid of big sad? ETA: I'm waiting on a call from the vet. They're ...
25 Nov 2021
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Unsolicited dick pic ANTIDOTE: counter-vomit donkeys every seven ...
Chelsea asks What do My answer Ass? Ha. Ask and ye shall receive, baby. Write a web script that hooks into Messenger's API and bombard the fellow with a randomly chosen Google Images search image of a donkey, every seven ...
25 Nov 2021
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Speed broken ankle healsies with molten iron
Tricia asks So my daughter snapped her ankle and has been in a cast for 6 weeks, she’s just been told she has another 6 weeks. What to do to entertain her? Ooc nothing sexual. She’s 14 My answer Astronomers have in recent ...
25 Nov 2021
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A tactful guide to menstruating Twink
Grace asks I started my period at work and I’m wearing white pants 🥲 what should i do? My answer Do what I do. Start menstruating Twink or Tippex or corrective fluid or whatever the hell your bit of the world calls it, so that it ...
25 Nov 2021
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Why it's the zenith of sound wisdom to amputate every leg in the ...
Jefferson asks I feel insecure about my height(I'm 5'6) and it's slowly eating at me, I can't focus on any other thing apart from the fact I'm short. I'm 19 and hope I can still grow at least an inch. Has anyone grown taller even ...
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