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29 Nov 2024
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Norwegian busses: the pinnacle of snooty vehicular entitlement
Hilde asks So screenshots wouldn't do any good as most of you can't read any Norwegian, but I got a: I saw you get of the bus at "location" and you have really sexy legs. Let's meet for reasons both of us would enjoy. What reasons ...
26 Nov 2024
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​Why your paramour rides your hairdo resplendent
Kira asks My bf told me he would like my hair if it was black, so I got black hair dye tonight. I'm Hella nervous. Should I just say fuck it and see how bad it turns out? My answer Careful! Learn from my mistakes, girl. A ...
17 Nov 2024
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A horrid rectal Rapunzel
Christina asks I just had to pull a long glob of my own 23” hair from out of my cats literal back end for like a whole minute because she likes to bite my hair when I’m sleeping and apparently she’s swallowing it too. Also I feel ...
6 Sep 2024
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You'll be SO MANLY you'll make TESTOSTERONE look GIRLY
Katrina asks My boyfriend says he looks at naked girls on Instagram because he used to be a tattoo artist and it’s just art for him. But that’s literally all he reacts to. What do? My reply Why not do what I do? First up, befriend ...
14 Jun 2024
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How to induce a deluge of ten thousand astronomers by teatime
Laura asks A week ago my neighbor went bonkers because we asked her if she would turn off her porch light for a moment so we could get a good picture of the northern lights. She went bananas saying we were trespassing on her lawn ...
14 Jun 2024
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Ever considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email ...
Chelsea asks Hello friends! My wife’s ex refuses to change her address. I’ve written return to sender and not at this address on her mail for the last year and a half to no avail. My wife has asked her to change her address. She ...
28 May 2024
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On the paramount importance of synchronised MRI ADHD
Holly asks I have an MRI scan coming up, my rheumatologist said it will take about 45 minutes. I also have adhd and cannot stay still for the life of me, I move without realising sometimes, can't sleep cause my body twitches when I ...
28 May 2024
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The next big craze: DIY trepanning?
Stevie asks I've been drinking a reasonable amount of water everyday but still keep getting bad headaches at work everyday. What do My answer Headaches? Want to buy one of my DIY trepanning kits? For those not in the know, ...
22 Mar 2024
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Today's hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snow
Ashley asks Current situation (and still accumulating). Its 10:40 at night, and Im supposed to work at 9am (will still be snowing.) What do? My answer Why not change occupations? Become one of those chic trendy fashionistas ...
22 Mar 2024
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No problem dropping comet-sized cookies on bitchy brides can't solve
Mandy asks I am a competitive baker (I enter into fairs and other contests). I experiment and try new recipes a lot and I give those cookies to my friends so they can give me their opinions. Anyways my problem. One of my best ...
22 Mar 2024
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Cure sunburn by taking all the steroids in the universe
Liz asks Help I'm sunburned and have to go in the sun again tomorrow. What can I do to avoid getting even more burned? My answer Why not do what I do? Simply take all the steroids in the universe, all at once, and become so ...
8 Mar 2024
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Why Jabba the Hutt is a snazzier lover than you might think
Melanie asks How do I decline a date without hurting his feelings? Help. My answer Tell him this: "Oh for God's sake! Not again! You and I go through this every bloody Friday. We meet, we hit it off, we flirt, sparks fly, we ...
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