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11 Feb 2024
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How to invoke Germanic royalty to out-skunk the entire universe ...
Max asks My dog got sprayed by a skunk and were supposed to fly across the country on Monday. What do? My answer You know the UK's King George I? He wasn't originally British at all, but came from Hanover, at that time an ...
1 Jan 2024
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Infected? Infect your infection right back
Shelly asks So I’m 4 days post-op for a laparoscopic hysterectomy. Friday I received the pathology report. If I’m interpreting the report correctly regarding the hydatid cyst of Morgagni correctly, I had cysts on my fallopian tubes ...
1 Jan 2024
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"Reveal your wife? I AM your wife!"
Maggie asks Found out the guy I went on a couple dates with is married. He neglected to tell me. Now what? My answer Scream at him thusly: "Oh for God's sake, how much gin have you guzzled behind my back this time? Reveal your ...
14 Nov 2023
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How not to be the aquatic equivalent of sheep-shaggers
Anastasia asks How do I tell my apartment manager "stop fv¢×ing ignoring me, this is really important and I'm sick of practically pulling teeth just to get anything done around here" without getting myself evicted? She constantly ...
14 Nov 2023
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Get puffing, get broke, and get celebrating
Jaime asks How should I celebrate 100 days cigarette free?? My answer Why not upgrade? Move up from free cigarettes to expensive cigarettes. A few years ago I was hosting a pool party and thought it might be neat for my mates ...
27 Oct 2023
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Why not out-HR HR?
Nichelle asks Having an HR meeting today at work, what do to cause discourse? 🫢 My answer Why not out-HR the HR person? Everyone knows that attack is the best form of defence. Collect and/or hallucinate written statements from ...
27 Oct 2023
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How to remove all obstacles to permanent stonerhood
Morgan asks just had wrist surgery and can only use 1 hand, can’t light the bowl of devils lettuce. what do? My answer Next time you have wrist surgery, be sure to ignite every bit of devils' lettuce in the entire universe ahead of ...
25 Oct 2023
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For superior swimming results, replace each arm with a Falcon Heavy
Tara asks My arms are tired from working out. But I was planning on going to the gym to swim after work tonight and swimming wears out my arms. How do I recover? My answer Why not do what I do? Locate your nearest friendly ...
25 Oct 2023
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How to out-hipster every hipster: aorta bungy-cord piercings
Danielle asks My bf is being a dingbat lately. Not answering my questions, not calling me after he says he will, taking hours to respond to texts. Obv there’s something going on. He lives 2.5 hours away from me so I’m planning to ...
21 Oct 2023
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Never feasted on asbestos? Man. You're missing out.
Cam asks In the corner of the room with all my favourite, most expensive possessions, I have a small wooden cabinet, sat next to a radiator. In this cabinet are piles of old paperwork, alongside all my rechargeable batteries, three ...
21 Oct 2023
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The coldest gonads in the galaxy
Image source: https://www.polygon.com/comics/2018/1/19/16910302/... Tara asks I’ve been working hard on losing weight and getting in shape. My clothes are starting to fit differently; Shirts that used to be way too small now fit ...
21 Oct 2023
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Can car tyres experience pins and needles too?
Sandi asks What do I do? My answer Do what I do when I get pins and needles in just one buttock. Try to favour the other three tires. Shift all the weight in your car to the back left, to get the weight off that right-front tire. ...
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