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16 Apr 2023
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Why no train driver will ever admit that all trains are inflatable
Strumpets! STRUMPETS! Jimmy asks What is the best way to jump on a fast moving train? I always wanted to try this! My answer It's a well-kept secret that all trains are inflatable and springy, like bouncy castles. And sexually ...
16 Apr 2023
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How to enter and pilot your FWB's SO like a fleshy tuxedo
Tristen asks Fwb was not single what do 💀 My answer Unleash some good old-fashioned Stalinist Peoples' Wrath on your FWB's SO. Stalin, for all his other faults, was always amazing at mustering and unleashing the Peoples' Wrath ...
14 Apr 2023
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Why Caesarian sections aren't as gay as you'd feared
Irene asks Hey guys, I had my baby on the 12th, surgery was COMPLICATED and thankfully baby is okay now (we did have a scare she was blue and not breathing when she came out but they got her through with oxygen). my c section was not ...
10 Mar 2023
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You young-'uns can't appreciate properly matured strawberries
Liberty asks a couple strawberries were covered in mold, i just bought them yesterday. what do My answer Yup. We've all been there. No-one enjoys nasssty strawberry infestations on crops of perfectly good mould. Original: ...
4 Mar 2023
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The liver is evil and must be punished
Kirsten asks I have massive trust issues and get worried/anxious when my bf goes out drinking w/out me. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Here's what I usually do. Works a treat, trust me. Create a brand new disguise persona ...
24 Feb 2023
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The second-hardest problem in web-dev is naming things
Alexandria asks What should I name my new cat? . . . . Ooc: I'm looking for the stupidest names, so far Im liking- October 15th, (no relevance to anything important just a random date) Tuesday, pot roast, Nickles, waffle house ...
7 Feb 2023
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How to make hundreds of clinicians pounce on your torso like '90s ...
Colleen asks My birthday is on Friday. How should I celebrate? I already have scheduled a mammogram, vaginal ultrasound, and pelvic floor physical therapy appointment. Please no hookers and blow suggestions - be more creative than ...
7 Feb 2023
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Just a few logistics issues from guzzling a million cubic kilometres ...
Stefanie asks My water bottle broke and I need something new to hold my H2O. What should I use? My answer How much water do you typically guzzle daily? If it's more than a million cubic kilometres, you could probably just dump it ...
3 Feb 2023
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What other diseases was Austin Powers masking?
Amanda asks I might be having seizures.(could be new migraine aura but doctor is checking just to make sure.) What are some sure fire ways to cope with the possible seizures. 🤔 Please no actual advice only bad advice. I'm trying to ...
3 Feb 2023
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How to cultivate more fulfilling emotional manipulation
Tristen asks How long should you wait after a breakup before talking to someone new? Apparently people think there's something wrong with starting to reinstall tinder while you're in the process of being dumped, who knew My ...
29 Jan 2023
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Genesis depicts Satan as a snake because its author had never met geese
Shayla asks My doctor wants me to be on a multivitamin pill, but I can't swallow horse pills. What do? No OOC My answer For the purposes of this answer I'll assume you're a goose. Why not infiltrate a foie gras battery ...
26 Jan 2023
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How to adopt your own mother
Evan asks Decided to go no contact with my mom tonight. What do? My answer "No-Contact" means different things in different countries and legal systems, I think - if you're in a region where you're able to fully and totally detach ...
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