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3 Oct 2022
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Make tuis fly across 15 monitors
Who'd like to chain together 10-15 monitors in a row and display some kind of gorgeous native-bush wilderness panorama splashed across the lot, with birds and other wildlife critters swooping and scurrying from one to another to ...
13 Jul 2022
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Moonwalking whilst motorbiking
In the last four years, I've been pulled over by cops whilst motorbiking, not once but twice, for dancing. Dancing. I'd genuinely thought I'd only been slightly rocking out, but both cops informed me I was swerving everywhere. The ...
16 Jun 2022
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HARLEY DAVIDSON [*****]
My motorbike jacket has been amazing and phenomenal and served me beautifully, but the rigours of a decade-plus of motorbiking have made it quite spectacularly scruffy. Bits of it are literally falling apart. Time for a new one. I ...
29 May 2022
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The difficulties of becoming skilled at measuring web developer skills
It would appear that if certain web-dev companies wish to test job applicants' technical savvy, they just google "web dev technical testing" or something, yoink the first vaguely-interesting-looking result, and say "build ...
16 May 2022
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Brilliant assholes versus hilarious frauds
... And that wraps up possibly my most enjoyable and successful job role I've had in about the last five years. A three-month web dev contracting job! Loads of fun. Couple of reasons: This was the first really big role I'd kicked ...
8 May 2022
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How to score unlimited free coffee
Yesterday [at time of first writing; this was actually in 2022] I was passing through an airport café in Adelaide, Australia. My caffeine thirst twanged. I ordered an espresso. The barista apologised and told me the machine was ...
14 Mar 2022
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On writing less crap horror movies
Every skill is easy when you know how. The trick is figuring that out. Read on: Chris asks I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL ...
12 Mar 2022
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Most folk aren't nerds!
I've found that around 99% of the general population regard the nitty-gritty details of my web development day job to be hideous soothsaying. It puts them off. It repels them. I've lost count of the number of times that people have ...
17 Feb 2022
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The perfect spot for just one LOTR fuc*-bomb
An esteemed internet schmuck asks Question for the class: Lord of the Rings is rated PG-13, and as such is allowed one F-bomb. Where would you put it? My answer Ha. All these suggestions? Sure, they’re not bad. But there’s one ...
13 Feb 2022
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NZ anti-mandate protest: bogans in Drizabones, chocolate-dipped ...
I couldn't find any images that are both pertinent to this topic and also genuinely funny, so here's a Russian bear enjoying itself. This morning I was going for a run. It just so happened I found myself jogging within 2km of ...
5 Feb 2022
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What gun for home protection would be a really bad idea?
Let’s see the discerning homeowner conceal one of these bad boys in their undies. Quora's Gun Club asks What gun for home protection would be a really bad idea? My answer Gun? Some guns for home protection are really really ...
21 Jan 2022
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Which actress hates to show she's smart?
Anderson opines Megan Fox doesn't want to be like Scarlett Johansson: The "Transformers" actress claims she hates having to keep showing that she's smart to be taken seriously. "I don't want to be like Scarlett Johansson, despite ...
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The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
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The Soviet Sluts Superb
Turns out out-flirting Imperatrix Bardot is like trying to wank off Mt. Blanc when it's wanking you back. Plan B: skedaddle, regroup, out-flirt the entirety of France and get loads more practice, then it's stealthy-sneaky Round Two or bust.
The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 3/6 ~~
The Cervical Supremacy
Turns out flirting with every ladybro Rambo in France produces Rivals and Frenemies and Jilted Waifus galore. Smashing fun, but utter Kryptonite for Imperial kill-plans. Like, ever tried noshing off a world leader whilst a billion fanb0is fondle your buttocks? Want to? Read on!
The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 4/6 ~~
The Praetorian Prostitutes
The game's up! The irresistible force of fanb0i-fondlemania has headbutted the immovable object of a gazillion furious Paris cops. They too thirst for Sex Commando patoot. Crunch time. Either launch one final rocket-strike against Bardot and France, or Earth's free nations forever perish.
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