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17 Nov 2024
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A horrid rectal Rapunzel
Christina asks I just had to pull a long glob of my own 23” hair from out of my cats literal back end for like a whole minute because she likes to bite my hair when I’m sleeping and apparently she’s swallowing it too. Also I feel ...
17 Oct 2024
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show: holy shit how had I missed this
I can't believe it. Somehow I’d spent my entire life missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What a thrill ride. As I write this I'm still partially deaf from seeing it four days earlier. Winter Jones invited me along to a ...
8 Mar 2024
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Why Jabba the Hutt is a snazzier lover than you might think
Melanie asks How do I decline a date without hurting his feelings? Help. My answer Tell him this: "Oh for God's sake! Not again! You and I go through this every bloody Friday. We meet, we hit it off, we flirt, sparks fly, we ...
14 Nov 2023
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How not to be the aquatic equivalent of sheep-shaggers
Anastasia asks How do I tell my apartment manager "stop fv¢×ing ignoring me, this is really important and I'm sick of practically pulling teeth just to get anything done around here" without getting myself evicted? She constantly ...
25 Oct 2023
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For superior swimming results, replace each arm with a Falcon Heavy
Tara asks My arms are tired from working out. But I was planning on going to the gym to swim after work tonight and swimming wears out my arms. How do I recover? My answer Why not do what I do? Locate your nearest friendly ...
25 Oct 2023
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How to out-hipster every hipster: aorta bungy-cord piercings
Danielle asks My bf is being a dingbat lately. Not answering my questions, not calling me after he says he will, taking hours to respond to texts. Obv there’s something going on. He lives 2.5 hours away from me so I’m planning to ...
7 Oct 2023
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How to make a bear trap orgasm
This particular bear has informed me on a great many occasions that this is his cum face, and he's sick to fucking death of reminding me. Fa asks Periods doesn't stop my man from having me, what do My answer Stop ...
15 Sep 2023
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Just as "Featherstonehaugh" is pronounced "Fanshaw", "Wank" is ...
Jeff Wank asks This my real name. What do? My answer Why not follow the fine example of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro? Just as you pronounce Hyacinth Bucket's surname "Bouquet", simply insist that your surname's ...
17 Jul 2023
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The world only contains four billion penises
JC Smith asks So I'm Asexual but I'm tired of explaining what that is whenever the topic of happy fun time comes up, and the term "virgin" feels antiquated and has too much baggage. What do I say to people who think sex is ...
15 Jul 2023
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Doesn't everyone ejaculate raw gumbo?
Tiffany asks What to add to my gumbo to make it a little spicier? My answer That book ... hint hint, eh? Though ... I'm puzzled, my dude. What's the point of adding even more gentleman-goop to a dish that's obviously already 100% ...
12 Jul 2023
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How The FINEST Food Critics REALLY Get A Head: The Discerning ...
Tali asks So I've got wonderful friends who if they'd all been able to make lunch this weekend would have resulted in the following list of food requirements, next time they actually all can make it what do I cook for ...
12 Jul 2023
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Bedbugs are sweethearts when they're emotionally vulnerable
Michelle asks The place we were temporarily staying at has bedbugs and they didn't tell us before staying, we finally got a house and we move in a few days, we're not taking anything with us, we have a bag of clothes that never ...
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