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13 Dec 2025
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The surprising advantages of romancing the STDs themselves
Image source: https://www.oglaf.com/gifted2/, seriously, it's amazing, read both this and its part 2 and also its prequel Andrew asks I got a vasectomy so I could have a bunch of unprotected sex with no consequences but I've been to ...
13 Dec 2025
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The least constipated object in Christendom:
Randi asks I'm constipated ... What do? No Ooc (already made an appt) My answer Surely at least once in your life you'd stamped on a packet of ketchup? A post-stamped ketchup packet is the least constipated object in Christendom. ...
13 Dec 2025
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"I routinely redline the neurons of every bloke in the postcode, ask ...
Rachel asks Bf is upset I don’t wear makeup around him, what do? My answer Tell him "What the hell are you talking about? I'd always worn quite staggering quantities of makeup. Really shit makeup, too. Make myself uglier. I ...
13 Dec 2025
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How to delight your Thanksgiving roses
Jasper asks Since Thanksgiving this is the second time I've shit myself late at night. What do? My answer What's the problem? Poo is a fantastic fertiliser. Your roses won't know what hit 'em. Shit yourself with greater ...
12 Aug 2025
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Five quintillion chlamydias in a trench coat
Brad asks Getting lucky tonight after 3 year divorce. Told her I hit the gym 5 days a week. I lied. Got a dad bod. What do? My answer A few ideas: Tell her you'd "hit" the gym as in physically collided with it en route to ...
10 May 2025
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The sublime wisdom of bumming a 100-lion choir
Ashanti asks Mountain lion screaming outside my work what do? My answer Assemble another 99 of them, physically arrange them in order of trachea size like throaty Pan pipes, and start a 100-lion choir. Think of the publicity! ...
10 May 2025
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Is everyone here a Solipsist or is it just me?
Cloe asks my 84 year old grandpa is in jail for throwing rocks at people. what do? My answer Why not convert him to Solipsism? It's the philosophical stance that the only thing in the entire universe that you can be totally sure ...
7 Feb 2025
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"Gentlemen, one of us may secretly be female!"
Jenna asks About to go into a job interview in a male dominated field. I am a cis female. What do? Hard mode: no moms, dads, or stripping My answer Get to know every single one of them, discover which male present is most into ...
7 Feb 2025
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The latest health breakthrough: Oreo enemas
Dylan asks I rearranged my Oreos but now don’t know how to eat them.. what do? My answer Why not open a really really really upmarket health salon? You could attract vast numbers of disgustingly wealthy clientele by announcing the ...
7 Feb 2025
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The Alaska Purchase versus Butt Stuff
Jenny asks My boyfriend just bought me a trip to Alaska. Need to give him something very nice for Valentine’s Day to thank him. What do? Edit: Thanks for your responses. I’ve decided on butt stuff. Have a blessed ...
18 Jan 2025
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You're the goddamn Picasso of Porsche-prangs
Dani asks I REVERSED THE WORK TRUCK INTO A PORCHE, WTF DO My answer Hack into your work's computer accounts, embezzle their official paperwork, whatever it takes, to make everything that's ever been written about your company claim ...
3 Jan 2025
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How to convince insurance to pay for 150lb hippo skin removal
Brett asks I lost 150+lbs and I was going to have life changing skin removal surgery scheduled for a few days ago but insurance denied 100% of the cost of the procedure. What dooo? My answer I have no idea what species you are, but ...
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