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25 Jul 2023
Whimsy
What if we combined the Titanic with the Hindenburg?
The other day I discovered this little Quora doozy: https://deepthoughts.quora.com/Screenshot-which-de... Oh wow. That is one hell of a concept-art image. We all hear tales of hilarious culture clashes between architects and civil ...
21 Jul 2023
Whimsy
How not to complete uni: abuse the trust of your chicken protégé
Aah. I escaped university fourteen years ago. I still have anxiety dreams about it. Last night's dream was a real banger. They're all themed identically: turns out I'm three quarters of the way through my physics and maths courses, ...
12 Jul 2023
Whimsy
Perchance to dream of partying that hard
To accompany https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/.../how-to-imbibe-your-daily..., I was coaxing Midjourney to bang out a few images of a drinking contest inside a nuclear reactor. Among others, it banged out this: Not bad ... though I ...
5 Jul 2023
Whimsy
San Francisco Redwood City: about as rural as Coruscant
San Francisco is hot! This part of it, Redwood City, has some seriously large houses. I ran https://www.strava.com/activities/9381378172 earlier this morning, before it got too roasting. I snapped various snaps of the locale's ...
5 Jul 2023
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Progenitor of the Bashful Bumhole
CW: 50ftcl.it/baby-poo Being pooed on apparently signifies respect and reverence and prestige unparalleled! Or so I hear. I'm in San Francisco. I'm meeting my delightful wee nephew Caleb for the first time ever. Two days ago we had his ...
24 Jun 2023
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Midjourney, Mk. I
I've been faffing around with midjourney.com. For those who don't know, it's an AI image generator. You input a text-prompt description of the kind of image you'd like, and it does its damndest to produce this. It bangs out four ...
16 Apr 2023
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If the northern coast of Australia is tropical, why don't more ...
Image source: I figured googling “tropical hell” would produce something neat, and as you can see it totally did - but turns out it’s also a game. It just wouldn’t be cricket if I nicked their image without attribution, so do check ...
25 Feb 2023
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RUDE MODE
I write software. Web apps. My current day job bangs out, among other things, Covid testing software. On balance I thoroughly enjoy programming, but my god it can be dull. The other day I was coding up a feature to keep tabs on ...
20 Jan 2023
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The customer is always sausagey
This evening I was at a supermarket. I was purchasing, among other items, sausages. Both the checkout operator gal and the attendant bag-packer dude present asked me, with tones of world-weariness, if I might like them wrapped in ...
1 Nov 2022
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Kratom and brittle hair and dry skin and aging, oh my
Image source: https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/kratom-wha... Ever heard of kratom? I hadn't. Until about 2015. It's a collection of tree species in Southeast Asia. If you dry and crush the leaves, then drink them with ...
3 Oct 2022
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Make tuis fly across 15 monitors
Who'd like to chain together 10-15 monitors in a row and display some kind of gorgeous native-bush wilderness panorama splashed across the lot, with birds and other wildlife critters swooping and scurrying from one to another to ...
13 Jul 2022
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Moonwalking whilst motorbiking
In the last four years, I've been pulled over by cops whilst motorbiking, not once but twice, for dancing. Dancing. I'd genuinely thought I'd only been slightly rocking out, but both cops informed me I was swerving everywhere. The ...
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The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
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The Soviet Sluts Superb
Turns out out-flirting Imperatrix Bardot is like trying to wank off Mt. Blanc when it's wanking you back. Plan B: skedaddle, regroup, out-flirt the entirety of France and get loads more practice, then it's stealthy-sneaky Round Two or bust.
The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 3/6 ~~
The Cervical Supremacy
Turns out flirting with every ladybro Rambo in France produces Rivals and Frenemies and Jilted Waifus galore. Smashing fun, but utter Kryptonite for Imperial kill-plans. Like, ever tried noshing off a world leader whilst a billion fanb0is fondle your buttocks? Want to? Read on!
The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 4/6 ~~
The Praetorian Prostitutes
The game's up! The irresistible force of fanb0i-fondlemania has headbutted the immovable object of a gazillion furious Paris cops. They too thirst for Sex Commando patoot. Crunch time. Either launch one final rocket-strike against Bardot and France, or Earth's free nations forever perish.
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