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13 Dec 2021
Whimsy
Code-Fi is almost sarcastically funky
Holy crap. See, I like coding. I like getting in the mood for coding. I like getting a good vibe going. 99% of the time, re vibes on general principles, I and anyone I know put on some decent tunes. But just for me and just for ...
13 Dec 2021
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Temporal boozy cuteness
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match today but I'm hungover, he's 60 miles ...
12 Dec 2021
Shite Advice
It never rains but it pours. With dough re mi. Into your boss's face.
Alexis asks Doing secret Santa at work, I got my boss as the person I have to get a gift for, what can I get her? $25 limit My answer Exchange the $25 (I'm guessing US) into its equivalent in Zimbabwean dollars (and sorry to pick ...
12 Dec 2021
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What actually happens to hair post-cut? Conspiracy UNMASKED
Kristi asks I've hit that level of long hair that I am ready to chop it all the way off. Suggestions for a new do? It's the best time to do it, because it's beanie cap weather, and if I don't like it, I can cover it. My answer Chop ...
11 Dec 2021
NSFW Whimsy
Come on, they're just body parts
Today I encountered this post: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Selena-Gomez-go-wit... For a few minutes I contemplated the difference between men and boys (i.e. both love boobs but only boys cannot detach themselves from the adoration ...
11 Dec 2021
Shite Advice
On waterboarding Robert Kiyosaki until he blossoms into Tony Stark
Soren asks What are some ways I can make money quick? Hard mode: nothing relating to pr*stituti*n OOC: I do petsitting on the side for extra cash, but have been in need of a bit more lately. My answer There was a chapter in ...
11 Dec 2021
Shite Advice
How to infect a Covid virus with Human
Brie asks Just tested positive for COVID yesterday What do My answer Take a leaf out of the Old Testament and take an eye for an eye. That little fucker thinks it can infect you? Infect that Covid virus right back. Time to fight ...
10 Dec 2021
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Some bee species are choosier than others about bottoms
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide ...
10 Dec 2021
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Satanic autofellatio: the rational tipple for the discerning metalhead
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Wasn't there that urban legend that Marilyn Manson had a rib removal operation specifically to allow him to suck his own cock? I have no idea if it was ever true, ...
8 Dec 2021
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On becoming the glorious-est flirter in the goddamn galaxy
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enough to be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and obviously has a crush on me, he engages me ...
6 Dec 2021
Whimsy
A teensy bit bratty and hypocritical
Question Why does Gandalf say it would take four days to get through the mines of Moria when it took the fellowship roughly only a couple of hours to do it? Einar's answer The reason you think it was only two hours might ...
6 Dec 2021
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How to cure 1,865,500 cases of haemorrhoids every second
Iain asks How to get rid of a haemorrhoid? My answer The current record holder for the fastest ever artificial object (excluding individual subatomic particles inside the Large Hadron Collider) is a womanhole cover travelling at ...
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