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4 Mar 2023
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The liver is evil and must be punished
Kirsten asks I have massive trust issues and get worried/anxious when my bf goes out drinking w/out me. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Here's what I usually do. Works a treat, trust me. Create a brand new disguise persona ...
25 Feb 2023
Whimsy
RUDE MODE
I write software. Web apps. My current day job bangs out, among other things, Covid testing software. On balance I thoroughly enjoy programming, but my god it can be dull. The other day I was coding up a feature to keep tabs on ...
24 Feb 2023
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The second-hardest problem in web-dev is naming things
Alexandria asks What should I name my new cat? . . . . Ooc: I'm looking for the stupidest names, so far Im liking- October 15th, (no relevance to anything important just a random date) Tuesday, pot roast, Nickles, waffle house ...
7 Feb 2023
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How to make hundreds of clinicians pounce on your torso like '90s ...
Colleen asks My birthday is on Friday. How should I celebrate? I already have scheduled a mammogram, vaginal ultrasound, and pelvic floor physical therapy appointment. Please no hookers and blow suggestions - be more creative than ...
7 Feb 2023
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Just a few logistics issues from guzzling a million cubic kilometres ...
Stefanie asks My water bottle broke and I need something new to hold my H2O. What should I use? My answer How much water do you typically guzzle daily? If it's more than a million cubic kilometres, you could probably just dump it ...
3 Feb 2023
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What other diseases was Austin Powers masking?
Amanda asks I might be having seizures.(could be new migraine aura but doctor is checking just to make sure.) What are some sure fire ways to cope with the possible seizures. 🤔 Please no actual advice only bad advice. I'm trying to ...
3 Feb 2023
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How to cultivate more fulfilling emotional manipulation
Tristen asks How long should you wait after a breakup before talking to someone new? Apparently people think there's something wrong with starting to reinstall tinder while you're in the process of being dumped, who knew My ...
29 Jan 2023
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Genesis depicts Satan as a snake because its author had never met geese
Shayla asks My doctor wants me to be on a multivitamin pill, but I can't swallow horse pills. What do? No OOC My answer For the purposes of this answer I'll assume you're a goose. Why not infiltrate a foie gras battery ...
26 Jan 2023
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How to adopt your own mother
Evan asks Decided to go no contact with my mom tonight. What do? My answer "No-Contact" means different things in different countries and legal systems, I think - if you're in a region where you're able to fully and totally detach ...
20 Jan 2023
Whimsy
The customer is always sausagey
This evening I was at a supermarket. I was purchasing, among other items, sausages. Both the checkout operator gal and the attendant bag-packer dude present asked me, with tones of world-weariness, if I might like them wrapped in ...
9 Jan 2023
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How to delegate handjob prowess to other orifices and/or digits
Madison asks My hubs told me that our sex is better than any he's ever had but that I give the worse handjob he's ever received. Give me tips to make it better. Actually, What do? My answer Get extensive and horrible plastic ...
5 Jan 2023
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All global real estate crises: SOLVED
Lacey asks My husband and I cannot agree on which house to buy. How shall I convince him to buy the house I want? My answer Purchase your house without telling him, then physically drop it onto his house. Without buying it. ...
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