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29 Jan 2023
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Genesis depicts Satan as a snake because its author had never met geese
Shayla asks My doctor wants me to be on a multivitamin pill, but I can't swallow horse pills. What do? No OOC My answer For the purposes of this answer I'll assume you're a goose. Why not infiltrate a foie gras battery ...
26 Jan 2023
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How to adopt your own mother
Evan asks Decided to go no contact with my mom tonight. What do? My answer "No-Contact" means different things in different countries and legal systems, I think - if you're in a region where you're able to fully and totally detach ...
20 Jan 2023
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The customer is always sausagey
This evening I was at a supermarket. I was purchasing, among other items, sausages. Both the checkout operator gal and the attendant bag-packer dude present asked me, with tones of world-weariness, if I might like them wrapped in ...
9 Jan 2023
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How to delegate handjob prowess to other orifices and/or digits
Madison asks My hubs told me that our sex is better than any he's ever had but that I give the worse handjob he's ever received. Give me tips to make it better. Actually, What do? My answer Get extensive and horrible plastic ...
5 Jan 2023
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All global real estate crises: SOLVED
Lacey asks My husband and I cannot agree on which house to buy. How shall I convince him to buy the house I want? My answer Purchase your house without telling him, then physically drop it onto his house. Without buying it. ...
4 Jan 2023
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Blues Brothers III, starring Andrew Friggin' Tate :O
Angel asks My off$pring is a Tate supporter. What do? My answer Isn't he that dude who combines (1) screeching about the amazingness of his latest Bugatti Veyron/Chiron/Myrmidon/whatever, with (2) screeching about how all ...
26 Dec 2022
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Execution by practice-T-Rex-dildo
Image source: https://twitter.com/xenowyvern/status/816336768047... Rosanna asks Been vomiting solid food for over a week and my doctors aren't helpful. My answer Wait, it's solid food you're vomiting? Are you not even chewing ...
16 Dec 2022
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The phat new snack that the in-crowd simply simp for
Winter asks I just got a ban from a group for suggesting a person might want to see a doctor for a CPAP machine because it goes against "giving medical advice" What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Bombard the group with a ...
15 Dec 2022
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Hardened crime-dames collecting ankle/neck-tags by the dozen
Cierra asks Creative ways to hide your ankle monitor πŸ˜‚ My answer Sheathe your ankle monitor inside a thicker, heavier one covered in glitter or rubies or something and with flashing neon letters saying something like FOR COOL CATS ...
15 Dec 2022
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Overenthusiastic Jewish cervix unions on a bed of rice
Molly-Beth asks my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday but we’re still going to be friends. my stomach hurts constantly and i can’t stop crying. what do? My answer Either date a new bloke with a penis short enough to stop ...
12 Dec 2022
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Steamy dalliances by horrific cheapskates
Abbie asks It’s 6 days until my wedding and someone I met once in college a few years ago just messaged me and asked where the wedding is, because she and her boyfriend would like to come. I think I spoke with her once, and I’ve ...
11 Dec 2022
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How to increase your grad school's corruption and orgy levels
Brenda asks I'm in grad school creating a final presentation in power point. One of the slides needs to "provide ways to advocate for equity at the school, district, and community levels." How the f*** should I know? So, how should ...
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