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5 Oct 2022
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The Voluptuousifier strikes again!
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Apparently, when you have a hysterectomy or start ...
5 Oct 2022
Shite Advice
Only the cool kids do molten-salt shots
Joshua asks Hey guys, it’s me again. I’m still high. I put too much salt in my popcorn, how to separate salt from the popcorn so it’s not too salty? My answer Couldn't you add more unsalted popcorn? Then the salt density ...
3 Oct 2022
Whimsy
Make tuis fly across 15 monitors
Who'd like to chain together 10-15 monitors in a row and display some kind of gorgeous native-bush wilderness panorama splashed across the lot, with birds and other wildlife critters swooping and scurrying from one to another to ...
23 Sep 2022
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Prank-Pizza-ing with Covid and SARS and Ebola and Bubonic Plague
Mia asks My dad lives alone in Thailand and has been very ill with Covid. He’s now not replying to us and his phone seems to be off. We are super worried. We reached out to his ex to ask her to do a welfare check but aren’t hearing ...
13 Jul 2022
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Might he forever plague us?
Martine asks The UK government needs to choose a new party leader (Prime Minister), what process should they use to whittle the 11 potential candidates down to 1? My answer How about a Boris Johnson impersonation ...
13 Jul 2022
Whimsy
Moonwalking whilst motorbiking
In the last four years, I've been pulled over by cops whilst motorbiking, not once but twice, for dancing. Dancing. I'd genuinely thought I'd only been slightly rocking out, but both cops informed me I was swerving everywhere. The ...
2 Jul 2022
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Outsell door-to-door salesmen with infinite electropelvic miracles
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop trying to sell me crap. They know my name ...
2 Jul 2022
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
26 Jun 2022
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Sarcastically fast oral
Colleen asks My pulse is 170 and my heart won't stop having palpitations. My residents keep asking me why I'm out of breath. What do I tell them? No OCC: I get episodes like this and know when I need to go to the ER (which is not ...
16 Jun 2022
Whimsy
HARLEY DAVIDSON [*****]
My motorbike jacket has been amazing and phenomenal and served me beautifully, but the rigours of a decade-plus of motorbiking have made it quite spectacularly scruffy. Bits of it are literally falling apart. Time for a new one. I ...
11 Jun 2022
Shite Advice
Cancey-Wancey
Image source: youtu.be/X40CQIh6q5Y Melissa asks My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her? My answer Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condolence card ... to the cancer. In the card, write ...
11 Jun 2022
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The sublime wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
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